The Mamak Brain Drain

In effort to protect the country against potential loss from the worsening problem of brain drain among members of Parliament, the Government has passed a law to instal all mamak outlets with microphones which will be connected to the Parliament. This measure is taken based on a study that members of Parliament tend to be more responsive and generate more ideas during their regular teh-tarik session than the usually mundane Parliamentary session. An unnamed Government observer cited that members of Parliament often suffers blur-like-sotong syndrome during every Parliamentary session. The syndrome is said to have caused members to present ill-advised and imprudent opinions during their regular morning session. Among the recently documented incidences which creates a hullabaloo in our Parliament are:

1. The certified halal pig-intestine sausages

2. "Don't bully my timbalan!" - Keng Yaikkss, over water pollution issue.

3. "All dogs and dog-owners must be circumsized" - unknown, message to those who keeps dogs as pets and couch-buddy.